Hikes, Treks and Safaris

Before I start harking on, I thought I would post this song, as it has definitely been the soundtrack of my trip so far, and has basically been coming out of my headphones constantly.

A few weeks ago, I decided to part from my pals Elton (a Dutch techno DJ/ trainee doctor) and Dominik (a hilariously immature yet intelligent Swiss banker in training), and instead of joining them to travel to Kochi, I went off in search of some nature.

Dominik, me and Elton in Mysore

Ever since, I have been flirting between the states of Kerala and Tamil Nadu, following my nose in search of some top landscapes and interesting wildlife.

Although I have been at times frustrated by the lack of infrastructure for hikers or by Indian restrictions in national parks, and I have been at times a bit (naively) disappointed that I haven't been constantly spotting elephants or fighting off tigers, I have had a really great time.

Wayanad, Kerala 

First port of call was Wayanad, which I went to on the recommendation of my mate Lonely Planet. The most fantastic part of my time in Wayanad was actually en route, on the bus. The surroundings went from barren farmland, to beautiful thick forest pretty quickly. I spent the whole time with my head stuck out of the window, which actually came back to bite me on the arse when a charming gentleman towards the front of the bus performed a common act in India - spitting out of the vehicle. As you may already be picturing, the mans spittle went flying out of his window, back in through mine and landed squarely on my forehead. Lovely. 

Anyway, further on into the journey, I was staring out of my window when I heard cries of excitement from my fellow passengers and felt a tap on my shoulder from the chap sat behind me. I looked to where he was pointing, out the window on the other side of the bus, to see some wild elephants! It was my first time seeing any in the wild, so it was pretty special. Especially after seeing the worlds saddest elephant chained up in a Hampi temple, giving 'blessings' to anyone who gave it 10 rupees. 

The whole bus journey was beautiful, but I didn't take any pictures. This was partly due to the fact that I didn't want to faff around to get my camera in case I missed anything good, and partly because I was on my own and kind of wanted to keep the moment between me and myself.   

The day after I arrived, I went on a 'safari', where I paid quite a bit of money to be carted around in a jeep, which stopped every so often for the driver to point and abruptly say 'wild chicken' or 'spotted deer', before quickly moving on. It was quite annoying, but at least I got to see the arse of this elephant.

There's that elephant arse

The day after, me and an English couple, Arthur and Kate, decided to go solo and find a walk without a guide or a jeep. The locals, when asked, all said 'no, no, there are no walks around here', which seemed ridiculously unlikely seeing as the town was surrounded by mountains and forests. So I consulted the google maps and located what looked like a path, and a bit of a route through the forest. Luckily, it was, and we had a stunning walk through tea plantations, hills and woods.

Gives a bit of a representation of the different greens on display

Excellent foliage

Tea plantations and mountains

Ooty, Tamil Nadu

Next stop was Udhagamandalam. Fortunately for me, the English during the British Raj found this as difficult to get their tongue round as I do, and gave it a second, more anglicised name - Ooty. I decided to delay Kochi again by exploring this messy, smelly, but kind-of charming hill station, which I hadn't heard of before it was suggested by fellow travellers who I met in Wayanad. It's right up in the mountains, and I took quite a lot of joy in having to put my jumper on for the cold evenings. You can take the boy out of Yorkshire..........

I went on a fantastic hike, led by a local called Anthony (who gave sweets to the villagers on the route, as they don't have local shops), with Roi (lovely lad from Israel), an eccentric Canadian yogi who I forget the name of, and a very sweet older couple from Glasgow.

Here are some snaps.

Could be Scotland right?

Little villager lad brushing his teeth

Losing a staring competition with a Water Buffalo

Anthony leading us through tea plantations

So upon chatting to Roi, it became clear that we had made friends with the same Israeli lads in Hampi, at seperate times, and he was actually planning to meet them in Munnar, Kerala, after his time in Ooty! So my plan to go to Kochi was delayed, again.

Munnar, Kerala

The journey to Munnar was longer than we anticipated. It took two train rides (down through the mountains, one of which was a steam train and both were stunning), a bus to Coimbatore (where we had to stay a night, and is the worst place ever), before two more buses the following day.

The steam engine which took us down the mountain

Roi playing the guitar, and a fellow passenger flipping loving it

The view from our carriage

I gave Guy and Lee (Hampi pals) a surprise by turning up, and we discussed going on a three day trek to Vataganal - a mythical sounding place, led by Babu - a mystical sounding man. It looked like my plan to visit Kochi was going to have to take a backseat again!

Roi and I went on an amazing hike the following day, where my adventure gland told me to go up a mountain, even though there was no clear path. It was really hard work, and Roi was a good sport in putting up with my stubbornness to never take the easy path.

Munnar to Vataganal, Tamil Nadu

'An Englishman, a Scotsman, two Kiwis, two Ukranians and ten Israelis go up a mountain in India' sounds like the start of a long and convoluted joke (which I would probably tell), but it isn't, although it was a bloody good laugh. Everyone was great, and Babu was every bit as mystical as he sounds. He had a very deep voice, was as cool as a cucumber (he did the trek in his flip-flops), seemed to know everyone and could spot wildlife a mile off. We were thinking, maybe he can smell the animals? Or maybe he has supersensitive hearing? I guess we'll never know.

The first couple of days were leisurely strolls downhill, with the odd rickshaw and jeep ride to speed up the journey. We stayed in a charming 'guesthouse' in a tiny mountain village on the first night, where I chose to spend most of the night under the stars by the fire, before folding and moving to mattress when lying on concrete became unbearable. 

Part of the team on the trek

Dana, Daniel, Carmel, Guy and Roi waiting for lunch in a villagers front room

Amazing rays falling in front of a mountain

Dinner at the village guesthouse

The second night was in a grubby town which I forget the name of, where we tried and failed to watch a bollywood film (we were too late) and tried and failed to have a drink at a bar (it stank of piss and shit). Not too disheartened, we went back to the room to play cards and drink 'Frazer 13000' - a drink invented by Frazer, the Scotsman, combining '12000' (an awful, awful Indian beer) and Indian rum (put in to try and mask the flavour of the beer). Surprisingly, it was an improvement. That'll teach me to doubt a Scottish person when it comes to booze.

Handsome insect of some description

Frazer, David and Jamie rambling down a stream

Top view from a resting point

The third day was a gruelling 14km climb, starting at 5:30 AM. It was a lot of fun and a good challenge, and brightened by Matti (very much the joker of the pack), falling into a river not once, not twice, but three times. And the view at the top was astounding.

A goat that really does not give a shit

Jamie enjoying the view from the top

Frazer on the end of the 'Dolphins Nose'

 The done-thing in Vataganal is to get an apartment, rather than stay in a hotel or guesthouse, so I shacked up with Jamie, David (the kiwi lads, who are top notch) and Frazer (also top notch). We were next door to some British girls who Frazer had met previously, and they introduced us to Rex, who is an excellent dog, and became a vital part of our stay in 'Vata'.

Rex in all his glory

 Vataganal to Pollachi, Tamil Nadu


David and Jamie told us of a nature reserve to the north, which apparently had sloths, amongst other exciting wildlife. The premise of seeing sloths was too much of a draw for me to follow through with my plan to head to Kochi, so off we went. The four of us travelled to Pollachi, the city near the nature reserve (which rivals Coimbatore for the title of 'worst place ever'), where we met up with Katie and Julia, who I'd met in Vataganal. The day after, we got up mega early to head to the reserve.


We didn't see any sloths.


But, at least we saw lots of Nilgiri Langurs (black monkeys), which was pretty cool.

Again we paid quite a lot to be carted around in a bus which stopped whenever there was some wildlife. We all found this frustrating so decided to try and walk around the reserve, to see a bit more. Predictably, we got stopped and told we couldn't walk unaccompanied (without paying loads for a trek guide), so we asked to be dropped outside the reserve, which they agreed to. However, it transpired that they were just dropping us to another reserve, and when we tried to leave thet tooted their whistles at us and made us come back. We were trapped inside the bloody reserve, without being able to walk in any direction!

At least there was a nice sunset

So, after our Pollachi debacle, I decided to stride out on my own and finally make my way to Kochi, and here I am! I'm in Fort Kochi which is pleasant, quite westernised with nice old buildings, very touristy and there isn't too much to do. But it's good to make use of the facilities and also, to eat some good fish.